Why can’t a woman be more like a man?



Sorry Girls, I just had to write this one.....only kidding though!


Why can’t women be more understanding?
When they know we’re not set-up like them?
Can’t they understand we’re wired up different?
When will they realise…oh when, when, when!

Why do they moan when we thumb through a car mag?
Or settle on down with a beer to watch sport
Does the hooving need doing at that very moment?
So come on girls….make us a bite!

Why do they like to do so much shopping?
Trying on cloths for hours on end
When we need something, we just go and buy it
Or order on line, and just get it sent

Why don’t they give us a bit more sympathy?
When we go down with that dreaded man-flu
Its not that were weedy, or just like complaining
So just mop our brow, and make us a brew

So come on girls, be more understanding
Don’t treat us like some awful disease
Deep down you know you really love us
‘Cos we’re simple, straightforward and easy to please.


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