Now I'm retired

I thought of this little ditty in a moment of madness….honest!

Now I’m retired, I’ll do what I like
Stay in bed all day, or stay out all night

Say what I think, not caring or thoughtful
And wear what I like, even if it’s awful

I won’t give a jot about what people think
Might even wear a tie in shocking pink

My friends must accept me for what I am
If they don’t, I don’t care…don’t give a damn

I’ll eat and drink without thought or care
And might grow a ponytail of long grey hair

I’ll say what I like, without thinking first
And get blind drunk, if I’m feeling a thirst